Short & Sharp

• Japanese scientists have created a camera with a shutter speed so fast, they can now photograph a woman with her mouth shut.

• A woman standing nude in front of a mirror, says to her husband, “I look horrible, I feel fat and ugly, pay me a compliment.”  He replies, “Your eyesight is perfect!”

• Wife gets naked and asks hubby, “What turns you on more, my pretty face or my sexy body?”  Hubby looks her up and down and replies, “Your sense of humour!”

It’s a Fact

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre was originally entitled Headcheese, but was changed at the last minute.

There are 50 million abortions performed every year world-wide. An estimated 40% of those are performed illegally.

A queen bee uses her stinger only to sting another queen bee.