Posted 10-07-2008
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by Michael Seaborn

You do the maths …

Irreverent, sexist and definitely not politically correct

Note on refrigerator door

My Dear Honey,
You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 54
years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and I value
you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that
you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the
evening with my 18-year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please
don't be upset. I shall be home before midnight."

When the man came home late that night, he found the following letter on
the dining room table:

My Dear Husband,
I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about my
being 54 years old. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you
that you are also 54 years old. As you know, I am a maths teacher at our
local college. I would like to inform you that while you read this, I
will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one of my students, who is
also the assistant tennis coach. He is young, virile and, like your
secretary, is 18-years old.

As a successful businessman who has an excellent knowledge of
mathematics, you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small difference - 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54
goes into 18. Therefore, I will not be home until sometime tomorrow.

It’s a fact

A “vamp” is the upper front top of the shoe.

It is estimated that a plastic container will not decompose for as long as 50,000 years.

All of the clocks in the movie “Pulp Fiction” are stuck on 4:20.

 

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