This guy was lonely and he decided life would be more fun if he had a pet. So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet.
After some discussion, he bought a centipede which came in a little white box to use for his house.
He took the box back home, found it a good location and decided he would start off by taking his new pet to the bar to have a drink.
So he asked the centipede in the box: "Would you like to go to Frank's with me and have a beer?"
But there was no answer from his new pet. This bothered him a bit but he waited a few minutes and then asked again: "How about going to the bar and having a drink with me?" But again, there was no answer from his new friend.
So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation. Eventually he put his face up against the centipede's house and shouted: "Hey! Would you like to go to Frank's place and have a drink with me?"
A little voice came out of the box: "I heard you the first time! I'm putting my shoes on."  It's a Fact!
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