An old woman puts an ad in the newspaper, saying she wants a man who’ll treat her well, won’t do a runner, and would be decent in the sack.
A few days later her doorbell goes, and she finds an armless and legless guy in a wheelchair.
“Hi! I saw your ad and, as you can see, I’ve got no arms so I’ll never beat you. And I’ve got no legs so there’s no chance I’ll run away.”
The lady pauses. “Yes,” she says. “But are you actually any good in the sack?”
“How do you think I rang the doorbell?”
It’s a fact
The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for blood plasma.
No piece of paper can be folded in half more than seven times.
Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes or shark attacks. | 
