Posted 01-11-2007
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by Luke Duffy

Sealed with a kiss

Irreverent, sexist and definitely not politically correct


A penguin is driving along when all of a sudden his car breaks down.

He gets out and pushes it until he finds a workshop. He walks in and asks if the mechanic can fix the car. The mechanic says he can but it could take some time so the penguin decides to go and get an ice cream.

When the penguin comes back, the mechanic looks up from under the bonnet and says “Looks like you’ve blown a seal.”

“No,” says the penguin, “it’s just ice cream.”

It’s a fact

Penguins have an organ above their eyes that changes seawater to freshwater.

A body temperature of over 42 degrees is fatal.

The skin of baby mice is so transparent that you can see the milk flowing into them as they suckle.

 

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