Posted 20-09-2007
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by Luke Duffy

Finger Food

Irreverent, sexist and definitely not politically correct

A mother was packing for a business trip and her three-year-old daughter was having wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point she said “Mummy, look at this” and stuck out two of her fingers.

Trying to keep her entertained, the mother reached out and stuck her daughters tiny fingers in her mouth and said “Mummy’s gonna eat your fingers” and pretended to eat them.

Mum went back to packing and looked up to see her daughter standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her face.

“What’s wrong honey?” The mother asked her daughter.  The daughter replied “What happened to my booger mum?”

It’s a fact!

Prior to launching his movie career, Keanu Reeves managed a pasta shop in Toronto, Canada.

A 55kg crocodile exerts a force of approximately 700kg between its jaws.

A Boeing 747 plane holds about 216,846 litres of fuel.

 

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