"What seems to be the problem sir?" The doctor asks his patient.
“Don’t laugh,” said the patient.
“Of course not,” the doctor said. “I’m a professional. In more than 20 years I’ve never laughed at a patient.”
“Okay then,” the patient said and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest wang the doctor had ever seen. It couldn’t have been bigger than the size of a AAA battery.
Unable to control himself the doctor started giggling, then fell to the floor laughing uncontrollably. Ten minutes later he was able to struggle to his feet and regain his composure. “I’m so sorry,” said the doctor. “I really am. I don’t know what came over me. On my honour as a doctor and a gentleman, I promise it won’t happen again. Now what’s the problem?”
“It’s swollen,” the patient replied.
It’s a fact!
Fish can get seasick. | 
