A tour bus driver with a bus full of seniors is cruising down a highway, when he is tapped on the shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he happily eats.
After about 15 minutes, she taps him on this shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts. She repeats this gesture time after time.
Eventually, the driver asks the little old lady why the pensioners don’t eat the peanuts themselves. She then replies that they can’t eat the peanuts because their teeth aren’t strong enough to chew them.
“Why do you buy them?” he asks, puzzled.
The old lady answers: “We just love the chocolate around them.” |